Although she tells me most bloggers hate her, I think it’s just because they’re jealous.

La Coacha over at ChismeTime.com is one hysterical and sassy senorita! She attended YouTube Live in San Francisco and  got to spend a little time with the likes of Katy Perry (poseur), Akon (horndog), Will I am (he’s so cool!), and even Soulja Boy (sellout) who were all at the event.

What followed was comedic mayhem.

The beauty of La Coacha is she is completely spontaneous and isn’t afraid to say exactly what she is thinking at that moment. I am serious when I say I think she needs her own show! She’s 100% entertaining, from her rainbow earrings and massive flower in her hair, to her spicy accent and contagious smile.

This interview is hilarious. I think my favorite part is either when La Coacha terrifies Katy Perry after bulldozing a kiss on her, or when Akon cannot take his eyes off her plentiful bosom…

La Coacha on Katy Perry:

“Cheese no real lesbian. It’s for pooblicity! Pass it along, jajajaja!”

Bwahaha!

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Hookers galore!

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Demi Lovato

Christina Aguilera

 Now normally we do The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, but due to the fact that no one looked good last night we had to change The Good to The Not So Bad. This time we had Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato. What was holding them back form being good? Demi has terrible shoes, and it makes her look so short and young. Besides that she has a pretty classic look, and she looks very cute.

Christina looked pretty good, however her hair is worth forgetting. She almost looks like she has extensions just added to the side of a short haircut. Despite the hair, not too bad.

The Bad:

Rihanna

Annie Lennox

Rihanna looked bad as usual. Her hair makes her look like a rooster, and her dress looks like a table cloth with some tule thrown underneath. I’m really over her, she needs to change up her look.

Annie Lennox looked like a man, but that’s ok because she’s a lesbian and well unfortunately, it has come to be expected she’ll look like that. Regardless, she still looks like a poorly dressed man, and that warrents a bashing.

The Ugly:

Miley Cyrus

Ali Landry

Miley Cyrus is really starting to show how trashy she is dying to become. This dress fully explains why she is dating a 20 year old Ed Hardy model. Terrible.

Ali Landry looks like a pornstar’s draping labias. This bubble gum pink disaster makes me want to vomit.

Thanks to Fabulousness for the eyesores.

Globo networks may have never aired a gay kiss in one of its soaps, but it deserves some credit for the work its current primetime soap A Favorita is doing in terms of educating the Brazilian population about homosexuality.

In this past Saturday's episode, one of the characters defended a lesbian chef who had just been outed and had her restaurant boycotted by the people of the small fictitious town of Triunfo. I took the time to translate the scene.

"Is Stela (the lesbian character) a criminal? Doesn't she pay her taxes just like the rest of us? She actually does more than most of us. She came to this town, opened a restaurant, and hired several people, generating revenue. ...So if no one has anything against her personally, why choose to boycott her restaurant?"

When a religious town lady answers that Stela is a pervert and sets a bad example for the community, the reply is: "Why? Because she likes women? Is that some sort of flaw? A crime? Cheating on your husband, cheating on your wife, stealing, selling alcohol to minors, and gossiping, you are all okay with that; but love, and falling in love with someone of your same sex, that is something you cannot cope with."

It may not have the same impact when translated, but it was the most honest and important pro-gay speech I have seen in a national soap. I hope it will resonate with viewers across the country.

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For the second time this week, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a lover’s quarrel at the Atlantis The Palm Hotel in Dubai.

Tuesday night the couple fought after Lindsay danced and frolicked with ex-boyfriend, Calum Best. Samantha doesn’t like it when Lindsay flirts with men, so she got all worked up and caused a huge scene in the club. It got so bad that Sam and Linds had to be torn apart on the dance floor before throwing fists.

Last night they got into it again while Sam was working working the club as guest DJ. Afterwards she stormed off, leaving Lindsay in tears while at an afterparty. Boo hoo.

I tell ya, I got to hand it to the lesbians of the world. I don’t know how they put up with their dueling cycles, PMS and mood swings. Gah! Chicks can be so damn dramatic!

Is this a sign that Linds and Sam may be on the outs? Rumor has it that the couple is undergoing couple’s counseling. Wonder if it will work?

See video shot just after the first fight at Holy Moly!

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HE most talked-about twosome in Hollywood are talking with a couples counselor to resolve their escalating problems, an insider told Page Six.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson “are fighting like cats and dogs,” according to our source. “They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other.

“Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’ ”

Page Six spies saw Lohan and Ronson get into a spat outside of Citrine on West 21st Street recently, and the London Sun published details of a explosive argument this week outside Boujis in London, where Ronson was deejaying. The paper reported “all hell broke loose” and the the screaming match ended with Lohan “in tears.”

On Nov. 4, a video posted online showed Lohan, 22, snapping at Ronson, 31, to “pull the car up, Sam” in front of a slew of fotogs. “Lindsay is high-maintenance and a lot to deal with,” another insider divulged. “And Sam has always dealt with her. But it isn’t easy.”

Lohan - who insists she is not a lesbian despite her relationship with Ronson - “will go straight back to guys” if she and Ronson do split, said one source. Rumors of her flirting with Chase Crawford and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best add fuel to the combustible situation.

“The things they argue about have to do with their age difference,” said our insider. “But no matter what happens, at the end of the day, they are always fine.”

A rep for Lohan said only that she’s unaware of any therapy sessions.

(source)

HE most talked-about twosome in Hollywood are talking with a couples counselor to resolve their escalating problems, an insider told Page Six.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson “are fighting like cats and dogs,” according to our source. “They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other.

“Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’ ”

Page Six spies saw Lohan and Ronson get into a spat outside of Citrine on West 21st Street recently, and the London Sun published details of a explosive argument this week outside Boujis in London, where Ronson was deejaying. The paper reported “all hell broke loose” and the the screaming match ended with Lohan “in tears.”

On Nov. 4, a video posted online showed Lohan, 22, snapping at Ronson, 31, to “pull the car up, Sam” in front of a slew of fotogs. “Lindsay is high-maintenance and a lot to deal with,” another insider divulged. “And Sam has always dealt with her. But it isn’t easy.”

Lohan - who insists she is not a lesbian despite her relationship with Ronson - “will go straight back to guys” if she and Ronson do split, said one source. Rumors of her flirting with Chase Crawford and her ex-boyfriend Calum Best add fuel to the combustible situation.

“The things they argue about have to do with their age difference,” said our insider. “But no matter what happens, at the end of the day, they are always fine.”

A rep for Lohan said only that she’s unaware of any therapy sessions.

(source)

Did you hear about the historic, stressed-out new president-elect? The fake one on 24, that is — a helmet-haired lady! Played by Tony winner Cherry Jones, President Allison Taylor steps right into a hot, steamy geopolitical mess on her inauguration day in 24's "Redemption"; the two-hour prequel to season seven airs this Sunday. As Vulture bugged the secrecy-bound Jones for details on the new season (and other stuff), she was driving through the Hollywood hills, racing against time to make an appointment. Almost like a real episode, but without waterboarding or next-generation surveillance tech.

The following took place between 3:30 and 4 p.m. last Friday.

Hi Cherry! How are you?
I’m swell, driving around in my little Prius hoping to find 20th Century Fox studios in time for lunch. I’ve never been before — we don’t shoot at the studio. We shoot in lovely Chatsworth, California, the porn capital of America. I think 24 is the only legit show being filmed there right now.

Do you ever rub shoulders with porn stars at the local Coffee Bean?
I think I rub shoulders with a lot of porn crews, but I have yet to see anyone that seems completely fake from the waist up.

What can you say about President Allison Taylor?
She’s not Hillary. She has nothing to do with Hillary. She’s a combination of Eleanor Roosevelt, Golda Meier, and John Wayne. The day just gets harder and harder and harder. I have to keep girding my loins to survive.

What side of the aisle does she sit on?
They’re so clever on 24. Because you never really know. I certainly have my theories, which I’m not going to share with you.

Would President Taylor see eye to eye with our president-elect?
I absolutely think she would see eye to eye with Obama. I will say that, regardless of my policies, my hair will be read as pure Republican.

You weren’t familiar with the show before you signed on, were you?
I’d never seen it. I knew that it was violent, that there was torture — big negatives for me. But I’d grown up watching the Man From U.N.C.L.E. and Mission Impossible. I loved espionage thrillers.

Once you started watching, did you ever get in a zone where you were watching the show nonstop, round the clock?
Our dogs started putting their paws over their ears when they heard the theme. They were going kind of crazy. I went through a whole period where I would synchronize it with my own clock so that I could watch it in “real time.”

Tell me all about the First Gentleman, Madam President’s husband.
She’s actually very concerned about her husband. Concerned that he is in some way under some stress-caused misconception.

So he’s a crazy paranoid?
Word that in any way that is helpful to you.

What’s the most harrowing 24 hours you’ve experienced in real life?
I was about a mile and a half north of the towers on 9/11 and in my room when the second plane hit. I’ll never forget that first wave of people walking north with that thousand-yard stare that soldiers get. We couldn’t make eye contact. We tried to offer water, cell phones, or anything. I’ll never forget those moments.

You’ve been out of the closet as a lesbian for a very long time and have a partner. Thoughts on Proposition 8?
In another four or five years, the people who voted for it will be really ashamed of themselves. I remember for the first time Bob Dole said “gay marriage” on the Senate floor. Obviously he was against it, but the fact that he said it in my lifetime, I couldn’t believe. I think we’re hurtling toward tremendous change.

Have you and your partner had a commitment ceremony?
No, we have not had a commitment ceremony. I’ve never needed to get married. Marriage, to me, is a religious ceremony between people and their individual faiths. As far as my nation and my sexuality are concerned, I just want the rights of every civil marriage in this country. I have tremendous appreciation for the leaders of this movement.

In the upcoming film adaptation of Doubt, Meryl Streep plays the role you originated (brilliantly!) on Broadway. Variety gave her a crappy review. I know you’ve seen it. Thoughts?
Any day that you’re getting compared to Meryl Streep, you’re in pretty tall cotton. The first time I saw Meryl, I was 21, she was playing Kate in Taming of the Shrew in Central Park with Raúl Juliá. After that, I was basically hers for life. It was thrilling to see her crack this role that I knew backwards and forwards. There were scenes that I thought, Huh. Wonder why she did it that way? That rascal! She's so damn good. I’m going to the premiere, I’ll finally get to hug her and tell her how magnificent she is in it.

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Michael Lohan, the father of Lindsay Lohan, has been told by his parole officer that he may not participate in a celebrity boxing match for charity.

The match was set for Monday, with the highest bidder getting the chance to knock Lohan’s block off. That highest bidder ended up being computer boss Bob Venero, who paid $30K for the opportunity.

A rep for the New York State Division of Parole said,

“Mr. Lohan was convicted of assault, which is a violent crime, and is currently under parole supervision until February of 2009. We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behavior that landed him in prison in the first place.”

The fight has been moved to March 2009.

Lohans parole followed a 2-year jail sentence after he assaulted his ex-wife’s brother in 2004 and was charged with DUI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

Lohan says he understands why the fight had to be postponed. “I’ve been on parole for almost two years now, and being that everything has gone so well, I didn’t want to cross the line in any way with them.”

Always ending his public statements with a low blow to somebody, Lohan named a celebrity that he would like to fight in a future boxing match. Mark Ronson, brother of Lindsay’s lesbian girlfriend, Samantha.

“After the comments and threats that Mark Ronson made recently, maybe he wants to fight me for charity. I’m definitely willing to step in the ring for three rounds with Mark Ronson.”

[WENN]

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